Jemma stared out into the morning fog and just absorbed the beauty that was Calabash Station.
She’d gone into the west paddock early that morning looking for a stray sheep. Billy had left the gate open again. That irresistible idiot Billy, Jemma really wasn’t sure what she was going to do with him.
As the fog began to recede she saw the sheep grazing below.
Jemma and her horse Pinto returned the sheep to its paddock and securely shut the gate.
Jemma looked at her watch and smiled. She still had enough time to go and have breakfast with Billy.
I’ve just finished reading Close Call: A Doris and Jemma Vadgeventure by Eloise March.
Close call is an amusing story about a young women and her vagina, I giggled the whole way through, then got to the end and went ‘I want more’.
I would highly recommend this book to anyone who’s ever been a woman with a vagina on the dating seen (I’d say that covers most of us) and any open minded men wanting a light, funny and refreshing read.
In this book you not only get to hear Jemma’s side of the perils of dating life, but insight from her vagina Doris and the information that Doris gets from talking to Penises. You can’t help but want Doris to succeed in finding Jemma and herself a good man. You would be forgiven for thinking, oh! Ok… taking vagina’s and penises, no thank you, but really it was a funny and most enjoyable read.